What have I done to you? Seriously. It's not like I've ever stabbed you...yes i know my seat belt sits low, but I'm not the one driving,so when the brakes slam, you're not the only thing crushed.
And another thing...don't get angry at me because I don't give you a baby! That's way inappropriate! I'm 18 for crying out loud! I don't need a baby...maybe I should just get you removed.
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Until I actually want babies.
I blame you, oh uterus, for so many things...cramps. Oh cramps...why...why oh why oh why?! You put yourself and me through that? You don't need to! It's terrible...
And don't think you're getting out of this hormones: thanks for making me cry too much, and break out, and want way too much chocolate...You and the cramps and the dumb chocolate...though...the chocolate helps with the cramps...but not the breaking out. Grr all of you...
oh, damn you uterus...
Love,
Laura
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